exhists:

my friday nights consist of me singing old disney songs at the top of my lungs

(via stop)

sickdad:

gf: come over

me: i dont have a gf

gf:

(via stop)

All women are born bad. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.

(Source: lightscamerareaction, via mrssandrabullock)

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

(via imsecretlynotgay)

fuglypudding:

I LOVE

image

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officialnorthamerica:

officialnorthamerica:

7 billion people, 14 billion noses

Wait that’s not right

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